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Complete with a, an, the, - (no article)

Some English jokes:


….... primary teacher was sitting on …... bus. She was fairly sure that she recognised ….. man opposite her.

'Excuse me' she said, 'but are you ….. father of one of my children?'


Q: How do you get ….. 4 elephants into ….. car?

A: Two in …. front and 2 in …. back.


Q:How do you get …. 4 giraffes into ….. car?

A: You can't. It's full of ….. elephants.


…. gorilla goes into …. pub and says to ….. barman: 'I'd like ….. pint of beer, please.'

….. barman says:' It's 10 pounds, please.'

…. gorilla pays for …. drink and starts drinking …. beer.

Barman says:' We don't get many gorillas in here, you know?'

'I'm not surprised', says ….. gorilla,' at £10 …. pint.'

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a short story


My friend Frank lives in ….. city centre in ….. shared house. There are another 3 people living in ….. house. He works as ….. shop assistant in ….. shop on ….. High Street. ….. shop sells CDs and DVDs. Frank is ….. single and he hasn't got ….. girlfriend.

We meet every Thursday evening for ….. meal and …. drink in …. pub. ....pub is on …... right side of …. road next to ….. train station.

I work in ….. office as …. accountant. I come from ….. London which is ….. capital city of Britain. I'm not married but I have got …. girlfriend and we have got ….2 cats. I ride …. bicycle to …. work every day but I decided to take …. bus in ….. morning because ….. weather was really bad.

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