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                                               Practice of English fluency



Complete the jokes with articles, prepositions, conjunctions and pronouns


........ man had been in prison ..…. 20 years. When he left they gave him ….. old clothes back. …. the pocket he

found …. ticket from ..…. shoe repair shop.

Perhaps ….... shop is still ….... and they have got ….. old shoes, he thought ….. himself.

So he went …. …. shop was still …... .

'I've been ….. holiday for ….. long time …... I wonder if you have my shoes?', he said …. the shoe repair man.

….. man went ….. the back …. ….. shop and came back ….. 20 minutes and said: 'They'll be ready on Thursday.'


….....RSPCA were called ….. to investigate …. death of …. headmaster's dog.

'Okay, so what happened?', asked …. RSPCA man.

'I washed …. and then he died!' said …. headmaster.

'Perhaps …. was …. soap you used', said …. RSPCA man.

'Perhaps … was', said …. headmaster, 'or …. was …. washing machine that he didn't like'.


RSPCA = Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals


Two men …. talking …. …. café.

' What do you do for …. living?', asked one man.

'I catch …. monkeys', said … other one.

'That's interesting!' said … first man. 'How do you do ….?'

'I go …. ….. jungle with …. dog and my partner. I climb ….. …. tree with monkeys … it and shake …. tree.

......monkeys fall down and …. dog bites …. bums. This stuns …. and then ….. partner puts down …. gun and puts

…. monkeys …. the sack.'

'Why does …. partner carry …. gun?'

'That's …. case I fall down from …. tree. He shoots … dog.'


bum (noun) = lower back you sit on (UK informal)

stun (verb) = shock, paralyze temporarily

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